"Guide to: Dismissal and The School Play" is a season 3 episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
Plot
Part 1: Dismissal
Three separate stories follow Ned, Moze, and Cookie in the short time between the end of class and the time the buses leave.
Ned, who is trying to gather his books, must handle Suzie unexpectedly moving into his locker, a change to which he had absentmindedly agreed the week before. He seeks advice from Gordy, who encourages him to stand up to his girlfriend and ask that she respect his space. When Ned tries to confront Suzie, however, he ends up giving into sharing lockers. He returns to Gordy and tells him he was unsuccessful, but Gordy reminds him that keeping his girlfriend happy has its own merits. Getting over his misgivings about sharing his locker, Ned is able to get to the bus on time.
Moze gets out of her last class needing to pee, and is unwilling to get on the bus until she can use the bathroom. Every bathroom she tries has a line of girls running out the door, so she finally settles on waiting in line behind Missy and a group of other girls. While waiting, they notice several boys making quick trips to the boys' bathroom, and lament the fact that girls' bathroom lines are always so much longer than boys'. When only a few minutes remain until the bus's departure, and the line has barely moved, Moze comes up with a different plan. She enters the drama costume room, changes into a male's costume, and returns to try and use the boys' bathroom. However, she is recognized by Cookie as soon as she walks in, and runs back out embarrassed. When the girls still waiting in line laugh at her, she points out that it's unfair for girls to have to wait in much longer bathroom lines, and the girls agree with her. When the buses are about to leave, Moze convinces the girls to take over the boys' bathroom. Grabbing prop swords, they enter and chase the boys out. Moze gets to a stall first, urinates, and makes it to the bus right on time.
Cookie, who usually gets to the bus early, runs back for his science textbook after being told about a pop quiz scheduled for the next day. As he hurries to retrieve his book and make it back to the bus in time, he runs into and accidentally kisses Evelyn, who then chases him around the school seeking revenge. Finally, with only seconds until the bus's departure, he confronts Evelyn, claiming that she needs him, and that her life would lack purpose if he wasn't around to challenge her academically. Realizing that he's telling the truth, Evelyn lunges at Cookie and kisses him back before allowing him onto his bus.
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Part 2: The School Play
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