“She's a bad saw. Bad.” —Mr. Chopsaw to Cookie while introducing Christine the Saw, "Guide to: Cellphones and Woodshop"
Mr. Chopsaw is the woodshop teacher at James K. Polk Middle School. He may do bizarre stuff at times like call a chair a she. He also cuts his own hand off, but he gives great advice and is a good mentor to Moze. He was played by Dave Florek